It’s taken us a while to get this posted. I wrote it a few days ago, but the pictures were taking forever to upload. Here we go…finally.
Hanna made the right choice by not coming to hike Mt. Emei. The first sign was when I stepped on the bus at 6am, and staring back at me were blue plastic grocery bags that could be used to collect the fine signs of motion sickness. I had the pleasure of hearing 3 or 4 people use these bags. About halfway into the two-hour ride, we pulled over, and the whole bus evacuated…except for me, the dumb American. I didn’t realize some girl puked in the front of the bus. A huge hose was brought on, and the entire bus was flooded. Not quickly mopped. FLOODED. Good times.
After some confusion about where I was supposed to buy the tickets and some panic as the bus was leaving without me, I made it to the top. From there, it was still an eighty-minute hike up to the summit. Picture stairs that go on forever, and that was my hike. (Another sign that Hanna made the right decision. I could hear her complaining in my head…) There is a cable car that takes you up, and there are also guys whose sole job is to cart people’s fat asses up in lounge chairs:
Guess they had a long day:
The views on the hike up were unlike anything I had ever seen before:
At the summit was a huge golden six-faced Buddha that’s about 160 feet tall. I couldn’t stop taking pictures of it for some reason. (When I got back, Hanna made fun of how many pictures I took…hey, it’s as impressive in person as it looks…):
I spent an hour at the top and indulged in the only food I brought with me: Double Delight peanut butter & chocolate Oreos dipped in a jar of peanut butter. (I was taking cues from Hanna’s Snickers diet.)
I was also asked to have my picture taken twice. Yes, Chinese tourists love taking pictures with a Westerner. One kid was a bit scared of me, but his dad kept pushing him closer and closer. Hopefully I didn’t scar the kid for life.
On the hour hike back down to the bus stop, the weather went from warm and sunny to misty and chilly within about 10 minutes. You couldn’t see the path twenty feet in front of you:
Because I don’t list “professional hiker” on my résumé, I took the bus down to the next level, and there I enjoyed another three-hour hike. Luckily this time it was pretty much all downhill. Thank God. Hawaii, excuse my blasphemy, but I think this walk was even more beautiful than the road to Hana. Centuries-old stone carvings and wooden bridges lined the path at different points:
The life-threatening highlight of the trip was the ecological monkey area. I had read that many macaques live in the area and have the tendency to attack tourists, steal their food, and generally cause monkey havoc. I was not prepared for what I was about to witness.
I thought it would just be a flat area where you could view the monkeys from afar. No, no, you enter a bridge-laden course where the monkeys have free reign:
The monkeys hang out underneath the bridges, swoop up onto the handrails, and block the path. It’s a moment of fear: do I just stay here and hope the monkey will leave, or do I forge ahead and hope the monkey will stay still?
These guys aren’t small; they’re about 3 to 4 feet high. 3 to 4 feet of pure terror. A monkey jumped onto the neck of the guy in front of me and clung on for dear life. Finally a park employee with a huge bamboo stick strolled over, and the monkey jumped off. The same attack by the same monkey happened three minutes later. I wanted to take pictures or video, but I was too busy wondering if I might be clawed to death on a Chinese mountain.
I was gone from about 6am to 4pm and saw it all: huge streams that trickled into dry riverbeds, a sea of clouds that had no end, sheer cliffs that people posed a little too close to, random pagodas and temples that provided moments of calmness from the tourist masses, and a lot of people puking on a bumpy, windy bus ride.
I love this post! Terrific descriptions and pictures!
thanks. hard to describe how beautiful it was up there.
Aside from the bus ride, this sounds like an awesome trip! I think I would have been scared of being attacked by the monkeys too, but it must have been really cool to see them close up. Your pictures are beautiful too. The trip sounds like a day well spent!
yeah, twas an awesome day. the monkeys were cool to see but seriously terrifying. the deer in nara didn’t really scare us because they seemed dumb. the monkeys, however, seem to be plotting their every move.
Keep up the good work.
you guys can meet us here if you want…
You’re such a joker. Seriously, we’re not coming to China. You’ve just built up a photo in our minds now and seeing the real thing could destroy that in seconds. We can’t risk that happening.
yeah, probably best not to shatter your dream.
I love this post too! Your pictures are fantastic… How did you get that golden elephant to balance on your head so beautifully?
Oh my goodness, Mike, I know that feeling of monkey terror from those Barbary apes in Gilbraltar!
i’m a magician. remember when we took magic lessons together? hahaha. i randomly thought of that the other day when i was doing card tricks on the train. all i remember is the magic thumb.
Hi Jan. I saw one of those barbary apes at Gibraltar steal a stuffed animal(of a monkey) out of a little girl’s hands!
Me too! great post. great monkeys. fun for all.
no, the monkeys are not fun. get off our couch, squatter.
Its Anthony’s couch,actually.
we meant to write futon, not couch. we realized that after we posted it but were too lazy to correct it.
That was great. The pictures were great. Loved your descriptions. Glad you went and were able to share this, but if I were Hanna, I wouldn’t have gone either…
thanks. hanna’s very glad she didn’t go.
You have a lot of fears, you know that? I felt especially bad for you knowing how much the Wizard of Oz monkeys scared you. Looks like an awesome day.
clowns and life-threatening monkeys: two justified fears.
Love the pictures. It looks so gorgeous. but I have to say, I disagree about the monkeys- i wouldnt mind if one hopped on my neck.
they might crush you and then give you rabies.